If your kids are animal lovers like mine, these lion jokes for kids will be a hit in your house! Maybe they just got done watching The Lion King, and now they want to know all about lions- you can make it that much more fun by teaching them jokes about them! My husband and I, along with our kids, are suckers for funny jokes, and we are always coming up with witty new jokes to tell each other! It is a fun way to keep your kids engaged, and let’s face it, silly jokes are always fun to tell! If you are a parent, I am sure you can agree that there is truly nothing better in the world than hearing your kiddos laugh and watching their sense of humor shine! That is what inspired me to do this post so that I can give other parents clean jokes that their kids will love!
Kids of all ages will love these funny lion jokes, they are some of my kid’s favorites. Some are about a lion’s favorite food or have the most purr-fect puns, if you pick up what I am putting down! From knock-knock jokes to corny jokes, my family loves to laugh and have a great time! It is a no brainer that kids love to laugh, and hey, maybe they can even be the hit at one of their next birthday parties by telling their friends one of these lion jokes or even making a good lion impression! After all, a lion is just a big cat! Okay, lions are way more than that, but still, my kids love them! There is more than just one kind of lion, which makes coming up with jokes about them even more fun. There is the sea lion and also the mountain lion that you can turn into fun jokes. You can also come up with jokes about an angry lion, a lion that’s tired, or even better, a hungry lion.
The Best Lion Jokes for Kids
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lyin’ here waitin’ for you to open the door!
Q: Why wasn’t the lion honest?
A: Because then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!
Q: What is a lion’s favorite campsite food?
A: Baked beings.
Q: What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting?
A: Let us prey…
Q: Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas-time?
A: Because they have sandy claws.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the clown?
A: He felt funny.
Q: What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
A: Time to get a new hat.
Q. Why did the lion lose at Go Fish?
A. Because he was playing against a cheetah
Q: What reptile do you get when you cross a lion with a camel?
A: A chameleon.
Q: What do you call a lion’s reflection?
A: A copycat
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
A: Frost bite
Q: What time is it when a lion walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: How does a lion move a boat?
A: He uses roars
Q: On which day do lions eat the most?
A: Chewsday
Q: How do you brush a lion’s teeth?
A: Very carefully
Q: How does a lion greet other animals?
A: I’m pleased to to eat you.
Q: Is it better to have a tiger eat you or a lion?
A: It’s a no brainer – it’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion (and not you).
Q: How does a lion stop a video?
A: By pressing paws
Q: What do you call a lioness wearing a dress with flowers on it?
A: A dandy lion
Q: Which U.S. state do lions like the most?
A: Maine
Q: How do lions like to pass the time?
A: By lion around.
Q: How do lions pass the time?
A: Country Lion Dancing
Q: How is the Lion like a coin?
A: Both have a head on one side and tail on the other.
Q: Why can’t lions play Go Fish?
A: They get distracted by the fish.
Q: What do you call a lion’s reflection?
A: A copycat
Q: What did the lion say when the antelope asked him to trade places for the day?
A: Ok… I’m game!
Q: What delivers Christmas presents to lion cubs?
A: Sandy Claws.
Q: Which baseball team do lions roar for?
A: The Cubs.
Q: What does lions wear to sleep?
A: paw-jamas!
Q: Why did the lion cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why are lions such terrible story tellers?
A. They have only one tail.
Lion Jokes
Funny animal jokes are always so fun to tell and hear your kids repeat them! Road trips are also way more tolerable for children of all ages if you have funny jokes to tell as you are traveling through your favorite state. You can also enjoy a funny joke or two over a bowl of ice cream! To a little kid, they don’t care if you and your family are terrible storytellers or if you are telling corny lion jokes, they think you are the greatest and funniest person in the world! They will laugh at the most corny knock knock jokes and funny sayings just because you are saying it! To them, as long as you are there, they will have the best time, and that is what makes it so special.
It doesn’t stop there, either! Once they hear these jokes, they may be inspired to look up other zoo jokes, farm animal jokes, or something totally different, like fast food jokes.
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Hi, I’m Jessica! I am wife to Chris, and mom to Kaiper, Alana and Koa. I am a graphic designer, website developer and aspiring author. In this space, I share about everything from parenting, working from home, food we cook, and lots of things for kids! Learn more about me here.
