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halloween knock knock jokes for kids

Get prepped for a fun and funny Halloween with these hilarious Halloween knock knock jokes for kids! Kids of all ages and adults alike will get a good laugh from these! It’s good to add some silly fun into Halloween night. These corny knock-knock jokes are sure to make your crowd laugh. A funny joke has a good punch line, and these funny knock knock jokes all have a great one!

45 of the Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Ghost Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice Cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a ghost!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!


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Vampire Jokes


Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Turin.

Turin who?

Turin to a vampire this Halloween!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana suck your blood!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Tyson.

Tyson who?

Tyson garlic around your neck to keep the vampires away.


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Vampire!

Vampire who?

Vampire state building!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Getyur.

Getyur who?

Getyur fangs outta my neck!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fangs.

Fangs who?

Fangs for letting me in!


Witch Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?


Candy Jokes

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Anakin.

Anakin who?

Anakin I get some candy please?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to give us more Halloween candy?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hans.

Hans who?

Hans off my candy!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Phillip!

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Diane.

Diane who?

I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aida!

Aida who?

Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!


Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Handsome.

Handsome who?

Handsome candy to me.


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide our candy?


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Al.

Al who?

Al give you a Snickers for a Kit Kat.


Skeleton Jokes and Monster Jokes

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Gargoyle.

Gargoyle Who?

If you Gargoyle with salt water, your throat will feel better!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Frank!

Frank who?

Frankenstein!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Jacklyn.

Jacklyn who?

Jacklyn Hyde!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ooze.

Ooze who?

Ooze that monster over there?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wolves Say.

Wolves say who?

Wolves say Happy Howl-oween!


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry monster coming to get you.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bee.

Bee who?

Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!


Silly Jokes are some of the best halloween jokes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Hugo.

Hugo who?

Hugo put on a costume for trick or treating.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs!

Figs who?

Figs your doorbell, it’s broken!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Aaron.

Aaron who.

Aaron on the side of caution on Halloween.


More Funny Halloween Jokes

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Abbott.

Abbott, who?

Abbott time you asked.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Eddie.

Eddie Who?

Eddie body home? It’s Halloween!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you glad it’s Halloween!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive Halloween!


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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Twick.

Twick who?

Twick or tweet, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ben!

Ben who?

Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wanda!

Wanda who?

Wanda go trick or treating tonight?


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Gladys.

Gladys who.

Gladys Halloween.


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut worry it is just a Halloween joke!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe please give me a Halloween treat!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce try again next Halloween!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

How

How who?

How are my going to get in if you don’t open the door?


Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Imogen!

Imogen who?

Imogen Halloween without trick or treating.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Justin!

Justin who?

Justin time for Halloween.


Pumpkin Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say pumpkin again?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Pumpkin.

Pumpkin who?

Pumpkin-nickel bread is my favorite!


Knock, knock! 

Who’s there? 

Pumpkin. 

Pumpkin who? 

Things that go pumpkin the night!


Knock, knock! 

Who’s there? 

Jack. 

Jack who? 

Jack o’ lantern!


Knock, knock! 

Who’s there? 

Pie. 

Pie who? 

Pie really love you.


Knock, knock! 

Who’s there? 

Pumpkin spice. 

Pumpkin spice who? 

Time to pumpkin spice up the night!


There you have it, you made it to the last halloween knock knock joke on our list. Weren’t those some funny halloween knock knock jokes? You’d have to be some kind of monster not to laugh at those (haha, get it?). Knock knock jokes can be a great way to break the ice at a Halloween Party or just get some shy kids laughing. If you have a good joke to add to the list, leave it in the comments! Make last year the last time you aren’t armed with great jokes on Halloween! We hope you have a Happy Halloween and that these hilarious jokes help you have plenty of Halloween fun!

If you’re looking for more great jokes, check out this huge list of over 100 of the best jokes for kids!

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