Ready for some water jokes for kids? I have a huge list of 120 funny jokes related to water for you!
I tried to keep this list focused on jokes for kids, but you can find a really great dad joke on the list, too! Also before, there are some beaver jokes so the word “dam” is used!
120 Water Jokes for Kids
This list has knock knock jokes and a ton more of the best jokes related to water. Let’s dive in (see what I did there?) and get you laughing with some hilarious jokes!
- What do raindrops say? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud.
- How do you determine the gender of a starfish? If it floats on the water, it is buoyant.
- What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail!
- Why does the river have problems remembering things? Because she is becoming sea nile.
- How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
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- Why doesn’t an octopus laugh at jokes? It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
- Why did the ocean want to leave the party early? Because it was getting really tide.
- Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
- After the party, what does the ocean say to the shore? Sea you!
- What did the poor man do with his beautiful painting? He pond it.
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- How does the faucet work with all its intricate mechanisms? The mechanism works in sink.
- What is the favorite snack of a snowflake? Icebergers.
- If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
- What is drinking water’s favorite form of dance? Tap.
- If orange soda dropped in the ocean and it went orange, what would you call it? A Fanta-Sea.
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- What is a king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Water? Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!
- What happens when you get water on a table? It becomes a pool table.
- Which section of the newspaper did the seaweed search for jobs? Kelp wanted.
- What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water? It gets wet!
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- Who operates on patients in the water? A sturgeon.
- What does a shark say when he’s confused? Can you please be more S-Pacific?
- Where do water droplets go to settle arguments? The Supreme Quart.
- What does a mermaid use to call her friends? A shell phone, of course!
- Which sports player in holds water? The pitcher!
- What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean? A title wave!
- How do math teachers grade their students underwater? She gives them all below C level.
- What does the sea say to the river? You can run, but you can’t tide.
- How does a cloud invest? Through liquid assets.
- What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
- If H2O means water, then what is H2O4? It is for drinking and swimming, of course.
- What are the two reasons why you should never drink toilet water? Number one. And number two.
- How did the boiled water pay for her new house? With hydrogen bonds.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl? If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
- What does $2 Evian water say when spelled backward? Naive.
- What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish.
- Where can you find an ocean with no water? On a map!
- What do you call it when it rains coins? A change in the weather.
- Where do mummies go swimming? The Dead Sea.
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- What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle? The weekend.
- Who cleaned the bottom of the ocean? A Mer-Maid.
- What do you call raining candies? Sprinkles.
- Why does the river have problems remembering things? Because she is becoming sea nile.
- What’s a sea monster’s favorite snack? Ships and dip!
- Where do meteorologists like to drink after work? The closest ISOBAR.
- What do you call a water marathon? A livestream.
- How do you make water beds more bouncy? Add spring water.
- What did an impatient pot of water say to the noodles? Udon!?
- Why do male dogs float in water? Because they’re good buoys.
- What state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.
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- Why do poets always write about the sea? They just can’t fathom her depths.
- What would you call the citizens of Paris going for a bath in the river? In-Seine.
- Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
- What’s a river’s favorite sport? Rowing!
- Why do the 2 fish bump into each other? They don’t sea each other.
- Who keeps the ocean clean? The janitor fish.
- Why are oceans so meticulous? They like to be pacific.
- What do you call a glass of water that’s a rapper? Ice Cube!
- Why are pirates so happy? They seas the day!
- How do you get a pen across some water? Biro-ing.
- Why does ice cream always get invited to the sea? It’s cool.
- What did everyone say when the rainwater fell and died? He will be MIST.
- Why does the river never get lost? She always finds the right pathwave.
- What did one concerned river say to the other? Why are you so blue?
- How do you find a drowned hippo in the ocean? Easy, it’s sitting on the bottom!
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
- What did one tidal pool say to the other tidal pool? Show me your mussels.
- Why don’t you see a school in the ocean? They just can’t wade through all that homework.
- What did one water bottle say to another? Water you doing today?
- What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.
- Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? They dropped out of school!
- Why are the Great Lakes running out of water? Because Americans are drinking Canada Dry.
- What do you call a hairy monster in a river? A weir-wolf!
- Why did the bicycle fall into the water? It was two-tired!
- Why did the boy bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to go to high tide!
- What kind of hair did the ocean have? Wavy!
- What kind of rocks are never under water? Dry ones!
- Why is the ocean always on time? She likes to stay current.
- What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water!
- What kind of water does an Angel like? Holy Water!
- What letter is always wet? C.
- What runs, but never walks? Water!
- How do you clean a tuba? With a tuba toothpaste!
- What do you call a sea turtle that won’t share? Shellfish.
- How do you close an envelope under water? With a seal.
- What do you call a snowman on a hot day? A puddle!
- How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
- What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Hey! Long time, no sea.
- What did the beaver say after she slipped in the water? Dam it.
- What did the bottled water tell the spy? The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
- Why did the fish refuse to play basketball? Because it was afraid of the net!
- Why did the fisherman put peanut butter in the sea? To catch a jellyfish!
- Why did the lake date the river? He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
- Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? They kept dropping their trunks.
- How do oceans like their news? Current.
- How do you catch a squirrel underwater? Dive down and act like a nut!
- What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
- What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
- What did the sink say to the water faucet? You’re a real drip.
- What did the water say to his annoying friend? Water-ver!
- What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.
- What keeps the ocean intact and does not let the water leak out? The ocean has seals.
- What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
- What kind of exchange medium do raindrops use? Rain check.
- Why did the melon jump into the ocean? It wanted to be a water-melon.
- Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It thought the pond was too shallow.
- Why did the ocean restaurant still keep going even after suffering losses? Because it was serving the “porpoise”.
- Why did the river go to the dentist? Because it had a cavity!
- How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date? He asked, “Water you doing tonight?”
- How do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!
- What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
- What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear!
- What do you call a car focused on crossing the river? Ford Focus.
- What do you call a famous well? Well-known.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- How did the crab get to the ocean? By shell-icopter.
- What is the process of throwing money in the river called? Cash flow.
- Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
- What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby? Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
I hope this list of jokes has given you a good laugh! The best way to brighten up a room? Tell a funny joke!
These water jokes for kids are perfect if you’re looking for summer jokes, beach jokes, or just silly jokes in general! Anyone with even a smidge of sense of humor will laugh at these jokes. Have a good joke we should add to the list? Drop it in the comments below!
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