When the end of summer gives way to crisp fall weather, there’s nothing better than cozying up with your kids, enjoying apple pie, sipping pumpkin spice lattes (for parents, of course), and sharing a few giggles. Enjoy these Fall jokes for kids, perfect for the whole family.
These jokes are ideal for lunch box jokes, fall-themed captions on Instagram posts, or even sharing in the living room after dinner. Whether your kids love knock knock jokes, corny jokes, or Halloween jokes, we’ve gathered over 80 of the best fall jokes to keep your whole family laughing through this time of year.
34 Funny Fall Jokes for Kids
Here are some of the best fall jokes that combine fall puns, silliness, and pure seasonal fun.
Pumpkin Patch & Pumpkin Spice Jokes
1. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
2. Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall!
3. What do you call a pumpkin who works out?
A jacked-o’-lantern.
4. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi,
5. How do pumpkins cross the street?
With the help of a crossing gourd.
6. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite music group?
The Spice Girls (extra pumpkin spice, please).
Leaf & Tree Jokes
7. Why did the oak tree get a new job?
Because it wanted to turn over a new leaf.
8. What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
9. What do jedi trees say in autumn?
“May the forest be with you.”
10. Why do trees always get along?
Because they never leaf anyone out.
11. What makes an oak tree giggle?
Acorn-y joke.
12. What’s a tree’s favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
13. Why did the tree take a nap in late autumn?
Because it was feeling board.
14. What did the oak tree say when it lost its leaves?
“I’m bare-y embarrassed!”
Scarecrow & Harvest Jokes
15. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out-standing in his field.
Halloween Jokes
17. What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
The living room.
18. Why don’t skeletons fight?
They don’t have the guts.
19. What did the small pepper dress up as for Halloween?
A little chili.
20. Why don’t haunted houses tell jokes?
Because they don’t want to wake the spirits.
21. Why don’t mummies go on vacation?
They’re afraid they’ll unwind.
Knock Knock Jokes
22. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m raking!
23. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see fall leaves!
24. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Acorn.
Acorn who?
Acorn-y joke is coming your way!
25. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad fall is here?
Thanksgiving & Holiday Jokes
26. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
27. Why was the sweet potato embarrassed?
Because it saw the turkey dressing.
More Fall-Themed Jokes for Kids
28. What do you call a gourd who tells jokes?
A real life gourd.
29. What’s a punny one-liner for fall?
“I’m falling for you.”
30. Why was the math book sad in fall?
Because it had too many problems and not the right qua-leaf-ications.
31. What did the turkey say to the pie baker?
“You’re the apple of my pie.”
32. Why was November the most negative month?
Because it was No-vember.
33. What do you call a corn maze fight?
A-maize-ing boxing match.
34. Why was the apple pie so lonely?
Because it had too much filling.
The Best Thing About Fall Jokes for Kids
The best thing about fall jokes for kids is that they bring laughter to every part of the season. Whether you’re packing them into a lunch box, telling them during school planning, or using them as fall-themed captions, jokes are a great fall tradition.
So grab your little pumpkins, whip up some thanksgiving dinner recipes, enjoy the cool temperatures, and share one laugh at a time. Because the best fall jokes aren’t just about the punchline, they’re about the giggles that echo through your home, reminding everyone that this really is the cutest season of all.
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Hi, I’m Jessica! I am wife to Chris, and mom to Kaip, Alana and Koa. I am a website developer and blogger. In this space, I share about everything from parenting, making money from home, recipes, mom lifestyle, and things for kids! Learn more about me here.
