Over 150 Funny Jokes for Kids About School

I’m so excited to add these funny jokes for kids about school to my collection of jokes for kids!

Read over these before the first day of school to kick off a fun and light-hearted school season.

Funny Jokes for Kids About School

I hope you get a good laugh from these school-themed jokes! 

• Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
• Why was the math teacher late to school? He took the rhombus.
• What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation.
• Why was the geometry book so adorable? Because it had acute angles.
• How do you get straight A’s? By using a ruler!
• Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes.

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• What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
• Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi.
• Why do students always seem to have more pencils than they need? Because they draw more attention.
• Why was the biology book so worried? Because it had too many cells.
• Why did the physics book get a job? Because it had a lot of potential.
• Why are history teachers always good at getting dates? Because they know all the important ones!
• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
• Why was the broom late for school? It swept in.
• Why did the computer go to art class? Because it needed to learn how to draw its cursor.
• What do you call a student who likes to eat beans? A can-teen.
• Why did the teacher jump into the pool? Because she wanted to test the water.
• Why did the pencil cross the road? To draw attention to the other side.
• Why was the music room so neat? Because it had a lot of notes.
• Why did the computer stay home from school? It had a virus.
• What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree? A geometry.
• Why was the teacher cross-eyed? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
• Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
• Why do some teachers wear glasses? Because they need to see sharp.
• What’s a snake’s favorite subject? Hissss-tory.
• Why did the frog take the bus to school? Because his car got toad away.
• What’s a cow’s favorite subject? Moo-sic.
• Why did the student bring a rope to class? So he could skip school.
• What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? A lot of blood tests.
• Why are obtuse angles so depressed? Because they’re never right.
• What’s the hardest part about writing a joke in math class? Finding the right punchline.

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• What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips.
• Why was the history book always sleepy? Because it kept repeating itself.
• Why did the teacher sit on a pencil? She wanted to draw attention.
• Why did the student put his report card in the freezer? To keep his grades cool.
• What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I will go through it again.
• Why did the bird go to school? To improve its tweet-eracy.
• Why was the stadium so cool? Because it was filled with fans.
• Why was the school cafeteria clock always behind? Because it went back four seconds.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite subject? Boo-logy.
• Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
• Why was the student’s report card wet? Because it was below C level.
• What’s a witch’s favorite subject? Spelling.
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
• What’s a bee’s favorite subject? Buzz-iness.
• Why did the student bring a flashlight to school? Because it was a bright idea.
• Why was the student always calm? Because he knew how to stay out of all the pi-rates.

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• Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
• Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they’re all in high school.
• Why did the girl bring string to her math class? She wanted to tie up some loose ends.
• Why do math books always look so sad? Because they are full of problems.
• Why did the student put his desk in a blender? To get better grades.
• Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
• Why did the teacher write on the window? Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear.
• Why did the student throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
• Why did the student sit on his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Knock-Knock Jokes About School

These funny school jokes will have your whole family laughing!

• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Butter.
  • Butter who?
  • Butter get to school before the bell rings!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Pencil.
  • Pencil who?
  • Pencil fall down if you don’t watch out!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Atch.
  • Atch who?
  • Bless you! Now, let’s go to the nurse’s office.
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Boo.
  • Boo who?
  • Don’t cry, it’s just school!

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• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Spell.
  • Spell who?
  • W-H-O, now spell it again!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Water.
  • Water who?
  • Water you doing outside class?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Chalk.
  • Chalk who?
  • Chalk it up to a great day at school!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Orange.
  • Orange who?
  • Orange you glad it’s recess time?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Ice cream.
  • Ice cream who?
  • Ice cream if the teacher gives a pop quiz!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Harry.
  • Harry who?
  • Harry up, we’re going to miss the school bus!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Algebra.
  • Algebra who?
  • Algebra your homework if you don’t do it!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Snow.
  • Snow who?
  • Snow more homework, please!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Howard.
  • Howard who?
  • Howard you like to go to the library?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Donut.
  • Donut who?
  • Donut forget your lunchbox!!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Noah.
  • Noah who?
  • Noah good joke about school?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Dishes.
  • Dishes who?
  • Dishes the best day ever at school!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Hike.
  • Hike who?
  • Hike to the playground!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Orange.
  • Orange who?
  • Orange you glad it’s the weekend?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Tank.
  • Tank who?
  • You’re welcome for helping with your homework!

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• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Boo.
  • Boo who?
  • Don’t cry, there’s always next recess!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Wanda.
  • Wanda who?
  • Wanda know the answer to this question?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Butter.
  • Butter who?
  • Butter get started on that essay!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Boo.
  • Boo who?
  • Boo-ook, we have to read this for class!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Ice cream.
  • Ice cream who?
  • Ice cream every time the bell rings!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Broken pencil.
  • Broken pencil who?
  • Never mind, it’s pointless!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Stopwatch.
  • Stopwatch who?
  • Stopwatch you’re doing and start your homework!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Harry.
  • Harry who?
  • Harry up and finish your test!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Mikey.
  • Mikey who?
  • Mikey doesn’t fit in the lock!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Iva.
  • Iva who?
  • Iva lot of homework tonight!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Amish.
  • Amish who?
  • Amish you were here to help me study!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Ben.
  • Ben who?
  • Ben doing my homework all day!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Shirley.
  • Shirley who?
  • Shirley you studied for the test!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Anita.
  • Anita who?
  • Anita get better at math!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Orange.
  • Orange who?
  • Orange you glad we don’t have homework?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Celery.
  • Celery who?
  • Celery-brate, it’s the last day of school!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Luke.
  • Luke who?
  • Luke who got an A on his test!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Alice.
  • Alice who?
  • Alice is a great student!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Beets.
  • Beets who?
  • Beets me, I forgot the punchline!

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• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Gladys.
  • Gladys who?
  • Gladys the last day of school!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Police.
  • Police who?
  • Police let us out for recess!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Tank.
  • Tank who?
  • You’re welcome for helping with your homework!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Theodore.
  • Theodore who?
  • Theodore is locked, let me in!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Double.
  • Double who?
  • Double homework today!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Claire.
  • Claire who?
  • Claire your desk, it’s test time!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Noah.
  • Noah who?
  • Noah lot about math?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Honeydew.
  • Honeydew who?
  • Honeydew your homework yet?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Wanda.
  • Wanda who?
  • Wanda know the answer to this question?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Butter.
  • Butter who?
  • Butter get started on that essay!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Figs.
  • Figs who?
  • Figs the clock, we’re late for class!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Boo.
  • Boo who?
  • Boo-ook, we have to read this for class!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Ice cream.
  • Ice cream who?
  • Ice cream every time the bell rings!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Broken pencil.
  • Broken pencil who?
  • Never mind, it’s pointless!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Stopwatch.
  • Stopwatch who?
  • Stopwatch you’re doing and start your homework!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Harry.
  • Harry who?
  • Harry up and finish your test!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Iva.
  • Iva who?
  • Iva lot of homework tonight!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Amish.
  • Amish who?
  • Amish you were here to help me study!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Ben.
  • Ben who?
  • Ben doing my homework all day!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Shirley.
  • Shirley who?
  • Shirley you studied for the test!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Anita.
  • Anita who?
  • Anita get better at math!

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• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Orange.
  • Orange who?
  • Orange you glad we don’t have homework?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Celery.
  • Celery who?
  • Celery-brate, it’s the last day of school!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Luke.
  • Luke who?
  • Luke who got an A on his test!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Little old lady.
  • Little old lady who?
  • I didn’t know you could yodel!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Owls say.
  • Owls say who?
  • Yes, they do!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Boo.
  • Boo who?
  • Don’t cry, it’s just a test!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Lettuce.
  • Lettuce who?
  • Lettuce in, we’re late for class!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Gladys.
  • Gladys who?
  • Gladys the last day of school!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Police.
  • Police who?
  • Police let us out for recess!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Tank.
  • Tank who?
  • You’re welcome for helping with your homework!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Double.
  • Double who?
  • Double homework today!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Claire.
  • Claire who?
  • Claire your desk, it’s test time!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Noah.
  • Noah who?
  • Noah lot about math?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Olive.
  • Olive who?
  • Olive school, it’s the best!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Wanda.
  • Wanda who?
  • Wanda know the answer to this question?
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Butter.
  • Butter who?
  • Butter get started on that essay!
• Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Needle.
  • Needle who?
  • Needle little help with my homework!

Funny Teacher Jokes

Some of the best school jokes are jokes about teachers! Here are some more of our favorite school jokes:

• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright!
• What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Lots of blood tests.
• Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water.
• Why did the teacher write on the window? Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear.
• How is an English teacher like a judge? They both give out sentences.
• Why did the teacher bring a ladder to class? To reach the high marks.
• What’s a teacher’s favorite tree? The “elementree.”
• Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes.
• Why did the teacher sit on the clock? Because she wanted to be on time.
• What’s a teacher’s favorite kind of candy? Smarties.
• How does a teacher stay cool during the summer? She has class all year round.
• Why did the teacher sit in the middle of the class? Because she wanted to be the center of attention.
• What do you call a teacher who doesn’t fart in public? A private tutor.
• Why did the teacher jump into the pool? Because she wanted to test the water.
• Why are teachers good at math? Because they always know how to multiply their problems.
• Why did the teacher go to the doctor? Because she had too many “pupil” problems.
• What do you call a teacher without students? Broke.
• Why did the teacher cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
• What do you call a teacher who doesn’t give homework? A dream.
• Why do teachers love football? Because it’s the only place they get to have a lot of substitutions.
• What’s a teacher’s favorite country? Expla-nation.
• What do you get if you cross a teacher and a dictionary? An encyclopedia-tic.
• Why did the teacher wear a spacesuit? Because her class was out of this world.
• What’s a teacher’s favorite drink? Hot chalk-o-late.
• Why do teachers have to have a good sense of humor? Because they deal with a lot of class clowns.
• What do you call a teacher who tells bad jokes? Pun-ishing.
• What’s a teacher’s favorite type of story? A “class”-ic.
• What’s a teacher’s favorite type of music? “Class”-ical.
• Why did the teacher turn the fan off? Because her students were too cool.
• Why did the teacher take a ruler to bed? To see how long she could sleep.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this list of clean school jokes! You can get some printable lunchbox jokes here!

Sometimes, telling some jokes to new friends is the best way to break the ice – and these jokes make perfect icebreakers! Kick off a new school year with some funny jokes about school! These funny jokes for kids about school are also a great way to make school fun! You can also share some jokes with a new teacher and become the teacher’s pet! What are some of your favorite jokes about school?

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