Get ready, pizza lovers, for a blog post that’s as cheesy as it gets! Today, we’re diving deep into the world of pizza humor, exploring the doughy depths of the funniest pizza jokes for kids of all ages. So grab a slice, sit back, and prepare to laugh until your sides feel as stuffed as your favorite pie from the local pizza place.

From the classic tomato paste to the exotic allure of Hawaiian pizza, we’re covering it all. Ever wondered what a broken pizza might say? Or perhaps you’re curious about the secret life of a sleeping pizza? Share these hilarious pizza puns and knock knock pizza jokes at pizza parties or with your little pizza lover and get ready to laugh. These awesome, clean jokes will have your kids rolling like pizza dough. 

76 Cheesy Pizza Jokes for Kids

1. Why did the tomato turn red? 

Because it saw the pizza sauce!

2. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself? 

Slice to meet you!

3. How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool.

4. Why did the pizza go to school? 

To get a little slice of education!

5. How do you fix a broken pizza? 

With tomato paste!

6. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese? 

You wanna pizza me?

7. Why did the pizza go to the doctor? 

Because it was feeling a little cheesy!

8. How do you keep a pizza from feeling sad? 

Give it lots of toppings!

9. Why did the pizza maker go to jail? 

Because he was caught stuffing the crust!

10. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? 

Pie Hard!

11. What do you call a sleeping pizza? 

A piZZZZa!

12. Why did the pizza sit in the corner? 

Because it was a little “saucy”!

13. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? 

“You better ‘knead’ to be quick!”

14. How do you make a pineapple feel at home on a pizza? 

Give it a warm “aloha”!

15.  If you drop a banana and pizza from a roof, which of them will hit the ground first?
The pizza, because it is a fast food.

16. Why was the pizza cold? 

Because it was left in the fridge!

17. What did the pizza say when it joined the gym? 

“I’m here to get a little more ‘dough’ in shape!”

18. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song? 

“Slice, Slice Baby!”

19. What did the pizza say after it got married? 

“I love you with every ‘pizza’ my heart!”

20. What did the pizza say to the chef when it was thrown onto the pizza?
“You don’t pepper-own me!”

21. What’s a pizza’s favorite dessert? 

Pie-ala mode!

22. How do you spot a brave pizza? 

It’s willing to take on extra cheese!

23. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of exercise? 

Slice-ups!

24. Why did the pizza go to outer space? 

To visit the “muenster” planet!

25. What does a pizza wear to smell good? 

Calzone!

26. What do you call a pizza party that’s gone out of control? 

A pizza-palooza!

27. Why did the slice of pizza go to the party alone? 

Because it couldn’t find a date – it was too cheesy!

28. What did the pepperoni say to the mushroom at the pizza party? 

“You’re a fun-guy to hang out with!”

29. Why did the pizza party stop the music? 

Because it was getting too “saucy” on the dance floor!

30. How did the pizza go broke? 

It ran out of dough!

31. Why did the pizza throw a party? 

Because it wanted to show off its toppings!

32. What did the tough guy pepperoni say?
“Dough you wanna pizza me?”

33. Why did the pizza invite the mushrooms to the party? 

Because it wanted to have a fungi gathering!

34. What’s a pizza’s favorite game to play at a party? 

A “topping” guessing game!

35. How do pizzas greet each other at a party? 

With a cheesy “hello”!

36. What did the pizza say to the soda at the party? 

“You’re soda-lightful!”

37. Why was the pizza the center of attention at the party? 

Because it always knows how to “crust” the occasion!

38. What’s a pizza’s favorite thing to do at a party? 

Cut loose and have a “slice” of fun!

39. Why did the pizza cheese go to therapy? 

Because it didn’t feel so grate!

40. Why did the cheese blush? 

Because it saw the pizza dough! 

41. What did the pizza cheese say to the tomato? 

“You’ve gouda be kidding me!”

42. Why did the cheese refuse to melt on the pizza? 

It had too much cheddar!

43. How does cheese talk to each other? 

Through “brie-mail”!

44. Why did the pizza break up with the cheese? 

It felt too smothered!

45. What did the cheese say to the pizza slicer? 

“Did you just cut the cheese?”

46. Why was the pizza cheese always at the top of the class? 

Because it was so sharp!

47. What did the pizza parlor do when it won an award? 

It gave a cheesy acceptance speech!

48. What did the bacon say to the eggs on the breakfast pizza? 

“You crack me up!”

49. Why did the man get a super spicy pizza?
The waiter thought he ordered a “pepper-only” pizza.

50. Why did the angry pizza storm out of the oven?

Because it couldn’t stand the “heat” anymore!

51. Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

52. What do you call a pizza party that’s also a surprise? 

A “slice” of excitement!

53. What does a pizza wear to smell good? 

Calzony!

54. Why did the pizza get invited to the party? 

Because it’s the life of the pizzeria!

55. What types of people don’t like pizza? 

Weir-doughs!

56. What is a dog’s favorite pizza?
Pupper-roni pizza.

57. Why did the anchovy leave the pizza party? 

Because it felt like everyone was just fishing for compliments!

58. What’s the difference between a pizza and a good pizza joke?
A good pizza joke can’t be topped.

59. What do you call a pretend pizza?
A pepperphony pizza!

60. Why do people keep pizzas in the freezer?
To put the “ice” in slice.

61. What is a dog’s favorite type of cheese for pizza?

Mutt-zorella

62. What’s the best way for a pizza business advertise its specials?

With cheesy slogans that make everyone crave a slice!

63. Why aren’t pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?
Their always trying to steal a basil!

64. Why was the deep pan pizza always so popular at parties?

Because it knew how to “rise” to the occasion!

65. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese before the next pizza party?

“Get ready to have a grate time – it’s gonna be a real slice!”

66. Why did the leaning tower of pizza lean?

Because it couldn’t handle the weight of all the delicious toppings!

67. What did the pizza historian say about the first pizza?

“It was a slice of history!”

68. What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!

69. Where does King Tut go to eat pizza?
Pizza Tut

70. What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There’s mushroom for improvement!

71. Why did the tomato paste have a great sense of humor?

Because it knew how to ketchup on all the funny pizza jokes!

72. Why did the famous pizza have its own security guard?

Everyone wanted a slice of its fame!

73. What’s a pizza’s favorite way to get around?

By using the “pie” way, of course – it’s the fastest route to deliciousness!

74. What did Mike Tyson say to the pizza?

Wanna box?

75. What did the pizza say when it won the award for the best joke?

“I’d like to thank all my toppings for their support – you guys are grate!”

76. What did the plain pizza say to the loaded pizza?

“I’m just dough-termined to be like you one day!”

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