With St. Patrick’s Day just around the corner, add a dose of laughter to your celebrations with these St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids! Whether you’re celebrating at home, organizing a classroom bash, or just want to share some smiles with the kiddos, these jokes will be a blast. Brace yourselves for a hilarious ride filled with leprechauns, lucky charms, and jokes that are better than finding a pot of gold!

155 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids

1. Why did the four-leaf clover go to school? 

It wanted to be a little bit brighter!

2. What kind of spells do leprechauns use? 

Lucky charms!

3. Why did the Irish potato turn red? 

It saw the salad dressing!

4. What do leprechauns use to keep their pants up? 

Real rocks!

5. How does poison ivy wish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day? 

With a rash of good luck!

6. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal? 

Lucky Charms, of course!

7. Why did the leprechaun get a job at the garden? 

Because he had green thumbs!

8. What do you call a funny St. Patrick’s Day joke? 

A shamrock shake!

9. Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the St. Patrick’s Day party? 

He heard the drinks were on the house!

10. What do you get when you cross an Irish potato with a French fry? 

A jolly green giant snack!

11. Why was the leprechaun such a happy man? 

He had a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

12. What kind of bow can’t be tied? 

A leprechaun’s kind of bow!

13. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite video game? 

Game Clover!

14. Why did the leprechaun become a furniture maker? 

He wanted to be Paddy O’Furniture!

15. How does the jolly green giant greet people on St. Patrick’s Day? 

With a big “Green hello!”

16. What is the leprechaun’s favorite superhero? 

The Green Lantern!

17. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of rock? 

A fake Irish stone!

18. Why did the Irish ghost go to the party? 

To show it wasn’t just a spirit of the moment!

19. What makes a shamrock jealous? 

Four-leaf clovers getting all the attention!

20. What do you call a big Irish spider? 

A leprechaun catcher!

21. Why do leprechauns have long legs? 

Because they come from a long line of dancers!

22. What’s St. Patrick’s favorite musical instrument? 

The Irish jig!

23. How does a leprechaun climb up a tree? 

It jig-mistakenly!

24. What do you call regular rocks on St. Patrick’s Day? 

Boring! Bring on the real rocks!

25. Why do Irish people never get lost? 

They always find their way back to their roots!

26. How do you make a tissue dance on St. Patrick’s Day? 

You put a little jig in it!

27. Why did the leprechaun bring dollar bills to the party? 

To pay for his pot of gold!

28. What’s a baby leprechaun’s favorite toy? 

Plastic bottles filled with green water!

29. Why did the leprechaun become an environmentalist? 

He wanted to stop global warming by planting shamrocks!

30. What’s the favorite sport of Irish golfers? 

Paddy Golf!

31. What kind of bow can be found at the end of the rainbow? 

A St. Paddy’s bow!

32. How did the leprechaun win the soccer match? 

He had the luck of the Irish!

33. Where does a leprechaun find potty gold? 

At the end of the rainbow, of course!

34. What did St. Patrick order at the restaurant? 

Short ribs and green tea!

35. Why do leprechauns never play hide and seek? 

They’re always spotted!

36. What’s the difference between St. Paddy’s Day and Valentine’s Day? 

On St. Paddy’s Day, everyone’s a little bit Irish!

37. How do leprechauns keep their clothes clean? 

They use St. O’Claus!

38. Why did the leprechaun buy a fake diamond? 

He wanted a little bit of sham and a lot of rock!

39. What’s a leprechaun’s better way of telling jokes? 

Using a four-leaf clover as a punchline!

40. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of music? 

Shamrock and roll!

41. Why did the leprechaun bring a bowl of soup to the party? 

Because it was a souper time!

42. What’s the best way to catch a leprechaun? 

Set up a leprechaun trap with a pot of gold!

43. Why did the leprechaun avoid the vending machine? 

He heard it was full of fake stones!

44. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite soccer team? 

The little league of leprechauns!

45. Why do leprechauns love small talk? 

Because they have a lot of small gold!

46. What’s the secret to green eggs? 

They’re laid by leprechaun hens!

47. Why did the leprechaun go to the Valentine’s Day party? 

He heard it was a leprechaun play!

48. How does an Irish ghost scare people? 

With a haunting jig!

49. Why did the leprechaun refuse to dance? 

He had too much time on his hands!

50. What’s St. Patrick’s favorite superhero team? 

The Justice League of Leprechauns!

51. What do leprechauns use to clean their clothes? 

Irish stew-dy detergent!

52. Why did the leprechaun become a referee? 

He wanted to make sure everyone did the Irish jig right!

53. What did the leprechaun order at the Chinese restaurant? 

Sweet and sour shamrocks!

54. Why are leprechauns excellent gardeners? 

They have green thumbs and magic spells!

55. Why did the leprechaun bring plastic bottles to the party? 

He wanted to recycle his way to good luck!

56. How do leprechauns enjoy a day at the beach? 

They build sandcastles with fake stones!

57. Why did the leprechaun refuse to climb the tree? 

He didn’t want to leave his pot of gold unguarded!

58. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of rock music? 

Irish rock and roll!

59. Why did the leprechaun bring a fake diamond to the party? 

To make the other stones feel better!

60. How does a leprechaun make a good first impression? 

With a little bit of Irish charm!

61. What did the leprechaun say to the vending machine? 

“Show me the gold!”

62. Why did the leprechaun become a soccer coach? 

He had the perfect strategy for scoring goals – the luck of the Irish!

63. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of bread? 

Irish soda bread, of course!

64. How do leprechauns practice green living? 

They recycle their old four-leaf clovers!

65. What’s the favorite fruit of leprechauns? 

Grape Britain!

66. Why did the leprechaun become a comedian? 

He had a pot of jokes at the end of his rainbow!

67. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish stew. Irish stew who? 

Irish stew in the name of the law!

68. Why did the leprechaun bring a shamrock to the party?

 For good luck and a little extra green!

69. What’s the secret to the leprechaun’s dance moves? 

A little bit of jig and a lot of luck!

70. How does the leprechaun stay fit? 

He does the Irish jig every morning!

71. Why did the leprechaun become a musician? 

He wanted to play the lucky charms!

72. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite way to drink tea? 

With a shamrock shake on the side!

73. Why did the leprechaun become a gardener? 

He had a green thumb and loved growing shamrocks!

74. How did the leprechaun become the smartest person in the room? 

He had a pot of knowledge at the end of his rainbow!

75. Why did the leprechaun bring a bowl of soup to the soccer match? 

Because he wanted to score with a souper goal!

76. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of joke? 

Silly jokes that make you jiggle with laughter!

77. Why did the leprechaun bring a plastic bottle to the end of the rainbow? 

He heard there was a pot of gold, and he wanted to recycle it!

78. What did the leprechaun say to the Irish rock band? 

“You guys really sham-rock!”

79. How does the leprechaun stay hydrated on St. Patrick’s Day? 

With plenty of green tea!

80. Why did the leprechaun start a band? 

He wanted to play his favorite musical instrument – the pot of gold!

81. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish soda bread. Irish soda bread who? 

Irish soda bread the signs, and they all point to good luck!

82. Why did the leprechaun start a green living club? 

He wanted to make the world a shamrock-tastic place!

83. What do leprechauns say before telling a joke? 

“Get ready for a fun way to laugh!”

84. How did the leprechaun celebrate St. Paddy’s Day? 

With a jig and a pot of gold!

85. Why did the leprechaun bring a fake stone to the party? 

To rock the night without losing his real rocks!

86. What did the leprechaun say when he found the end of the rainbow? 

“I guess my luck finally ran out!”

87. How does the leprechaun like his tea? 

With a spoonful of luck and a splash of shamrock shake!

88. Why did the leprechaun become a soccer referee? 

He knew how to keep the game clover and fair!

89. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun your doorstep with a pot of gold!

90. Why did the leprechaun start a Chinese restaurant? 

He wanted to share the luck of the Irish with sweet and sour shamrocks!

91. How did the leprechaun become a leprechaun’s gardener? 

He had a green thumb and loved planting pots of gold!

92. Why did the leprechaun bring a plastic bottle to the soccer match? 

He wanted to recycle every goal and turn it into a pot of gold!

93. Why did the leprechaun bring a lot of small talk to the party? 

He heard it was the best way to find hidden pots of gold!

94. What did the leprechaun say to the green eggs? 

“You’re looking eggstra lucky today!”

95. Why did the leprechaun bring a Valentine’s Day card to the party? 

He wanted to spread a little leprechaun love!

96. How did the leprechaun decorate his house for St. Patrick’s Day? 

With fake diamonds and real rocks!

97. Why did the leprechaun become an Irish rock musician? 

He wanted to play sham-rock and roll!

98. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun the end of the rainbow, and there’s a pot of gold!

99. Why did the leprechaun bring a bowl of soup to the party? 

Because he heard it was a souper good time!

100. What did the leprechaun say to the Irish referee? 

“You’ve got a sham-rockin’ sense of fair play!”

101. How does the leprechaun keep his clothes clean on St. Patrick’s Day? 

With a little luck and a shamrock shake!

102. Why did the leprechaun bring a plastic bottle to the Chinese restaurant? 

He wanted to recycle his fortune cookies into pots of gold!

103. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun the dance floor, and let’s jig our way to a good time!

104. Why did the leprechaun bring a fake diamond to the soccer match? 

He wanted to score a goal with a little bit of sham and a lot of rock!

105. How does the leprechaun stay cool on St. Patrick’s Day? 

With a shamrock shake and a breeze of good luck!

106. What did the leprechaun say to the little league team? 

“You’re a sham-rockin’ group of athletes!”

107. Why did the leprechaun start a green living movement? 

He wanted to make the world a better place for his little leprechauns!

108. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun the green tea, and let’s celebrate St. Paddy’s Day!

109. Why did the leprechaun bring a plastic bottle to the end of the rainbow? 

He wanted to recycle every drop of gold at the pot’s end!

110. How did the leprechaun celebrate Valentine’s Day? 

With a little jig and a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

111. What did the leprechaun say to the vending machine? 

“Give me some lucky charms and a pot of gold!”

112. Why did the leprechaun become a soccer coach? 

He knew how to turn every match into a jig-tastic celebration!

113. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun the dance floor, and let’s celebrate St. Patty’s Day!

114. Why did the leprechaun bring a fake stone to the party? 

He wanted to rock the night without losing his real rocks!

115. How did the leprechaun become a gardener? 

He had a green thumb and a pot of gold at the end of his rainbow!

116. What did the leprechaun say to the plastic bottle? 

“You’re my lucky charm for recycling!”

117. Why did the leprechaun become a soccer referee? 

He knew how to keep the game clover and fair!

118. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun your doorstep with a pot of gold!

119. Why did the leprechaun start a Chinese restaurant? 

He wanted to share the luck of the Irish with sweet and sour shamrocks!

120. How did the leprechaun become a leprechaun’s gardener? 

He had a green thumb and loved planting pots of gold!

121. Why did the leprechaun bring a plastic bottle to the soccer match?

He wanted to recycle every goal and turn it into a pot of gold!

122. Why did the leprechaun bring a lot of small talk to the party? 

He heard it was the best way to find hidden pots of gold!

123. What did the leprechaun say to the green eggs? 

“You’re looking eggstra lucky today!”

124. Why did the leprechaun bring a Valentine’s Day card to the party? 

He wanted to spread a little leprechaun love!

125. How did the leprechaun decorate his house for St. Patrick’s Day? 

With fake diamonds and real rocks!

126. Why did the leprechaun become an Irish rock musician? 

He wanted to play sham-rock and roll!

127. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun the end of the rainbow, and there’s a pot of gold!

128. Why did the leprechaun bring a bowl of soup to the party? 

Because he heard it was a souper good time!

129. What did the leprechaun say to the Irish referee? 

“You’ve got a sham-rockin’ sense of fair play!”

130. How does the leprechaun keep his clothes clean on St. Patrick’s Day? 

With a little luck and a shamrock shake!

131. Why did the leprechaun bring a plastic bottle to the Chinese restaurant? 

He wanted to recycle his fortune cookies into pots of gold!

132. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun the dance floor, and let’s jig our way to a good time!

133. Why did the leprechaun bring a fake diamond to the soccer match? 

He wanted to score a goal with a little bit of sham and a lot of rock!

134. How does the leprechaun stay cool on St. Patrick’s Day? 

With a shamrock shake and a breeze of good luck!

135. What did the leprechaun say to the little league team? 

“You’re a sham-rockin’ group of athletes!”

136. Why did the leprechaun start a green living movement? 

He wanted to make the world a better place for his little leprechauns!

137. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who?

 Leprechaun the green tea, and let’s celebrate St. Paddy’s Day!

138. Why did the leprechaun bring a plastic bottle to the end of the rainbow? 

He wanted to recycle every drop of gold at the pot’s end!

139. How did the leprechaun celebrate Valentine’s Day? 

With a little jig and a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

140. What did the leprechaun say to the vending machine? 

“Give me some lucky charms and a pot of gold!”

141. Why did the leprechaun become a soccer coach? 

He knew how to turn every match into a jig-tastic celebration!

142. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun the dance floor, and let’s celebrate St. Patty’s Day!

143. Why did the leprechaun bring a fake stone to the party? 

He wanted to rock the night without losing his real rocks!

144. How did the leprechaun become a gardener? 

He had a green thumb and a pot of gold at the end of his rainbow!

145. What did the leprechaun say to the plastic bottle? 

“You’re my lucky charm for recycling!”

146. Why did the leprechaun become a soccer referee? 

He knew how to keep the game clover and fair!

147. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? 

Leprechaun your doorstep with a pot of gold!

148. Why did the leprechaun start a Chinese restaurant? 

He wanted to share the luck of the Irish with sweet and sour shamrocks!

149. How did the leprechaun become a leprechaun’s gardener? 

He had a green thumb and loved planting pots of gold!

150. Why did the leprechaun bring a plastic bottle to the soccer match? 

He wanted to recycle every goal and turn it into a pot of gold!

151. Why did the leprechaun bring a lot of small talk to the party? 

He heard it was the best way to find hidden pots of gold!

152. What did the leprechaun say to the green eggs? 

“You’re looking eggstra lucky today!”

153. Why did the leprechaun bring a Valentine’s Day card to the party? 

He wanted to spread a little leprechaun love!

154. How did the leprechaun decorate his house for St. Patrick’s Day? 

With fake diamonds and real rocks!

155. Why did the leprechaun become an Irish rock musician? 

He wanted to play sham-rock and roll!

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