If your kids love jokes as much as mine, get ready for some laughs as we explore a bunch of swimming jokes perfect for kids! Whether your little ones are into swimming or just enjoy a good joke, this fun collection will have them giggling in no time. From funny fish to scuba diving and swimming pool puns, these funny swimming jokes are sure to bring a smile to their faces. 

Whether you sit down with your kids and enjoy these jokes together, or leave them little lunch box jokes to enjoy every day at school, if you always have a big list of great jokes, you can always bring some fun to any moment of any day. 

135 Best Swimming Jokes for Kids

1. Why did the swim coach bring a ladder to the swimming pool?

   Because he heard it was the best way to get to the next level!

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes in the deep end?

   Fsh!

3. Why did the competitive swimmer bring a glass of water to the race?

   To stay hydrated during the freestyle!

4. Why wouldn’t the chicken swim in the lake?

   Because it was afraid of getting fried!

5. What kind of stroke is the most popular among pirates?

   The butterfly stroke!

6. Why did the swim team bring popsicle sticks to practice?

   To stir up some great times!

7. What did the ocean say to the swimming pool?

   Nothing, it just waved!

8. Why did the cinderella wear glass flippers to the pool party?

   Because she wanted to have a ball!

9. How do fish stay in shape?

   They use drills!

10. Why did the polar bear’s favorite stroke change?

    Because it got bored of the ice stroke and wanted something cooler!

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11. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in the swimming pool?

    Dead sea swimming!

12. Why did the scuba diver bring a pencil to the ocean?

    To draw some deep-sea creatures!

13. What do you call a swimmer with a full stomach?

    Buoyant!

14. How do fish communicate during a swimming race?

    They drop a line!

15. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of race?

    A fin-ish line race!

16. Why did the scuba diver bring a towel? 

    Because he was a fan of dry humor 

17. Why are there no good swim jokes?

    Because they all dive into deep water!

18. What did the swimmer say to the water on a hot day?

    Keep it cool!

19. What is a sheep’s favorite swimming stroke?

    The baaaackstroke! 

20. Why do competitive swimmers make great gardeners?

    Because they have outstanding seed times!

21. Why did the glass of water join the swim team?

    It wanted to make a splash!

22. How do fish stay organized?

    They use scales!

23. What kind of candy do swimmers eat?

    Lifesavers!

24. Why did the swim coach bring a door to practice?

    To teach the swimmers how to do a proper entrance!

25. Why do fish never play basketball?

    Because they’re afraid of the net!

26. What kind of fish can perform tricks?

    A clownfish!

27. How do you make a small donation to the swimming pool?

    Just throw in your two cents!

28. Why did the fish blush?

    Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

29. Why was the fish bad at water polo?

    It got caught in the net!

30. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of knock-knock joke?

    Fish who? Fish and chips for lunch!

31. Why did the swim team bring a basketball to the pool?

    To make a splash in the tournament!

32. What kind of dive do chickens do?

    A cluck dive!

33. What’s a fish’s favorite summer vacation destination?

    Finland!

34. Why did the swim coach become a stand-up comedian?

    Because he had a good stroke of humor!

35. What did the ocean say to the swimmer?

    Nothing, it just waved!

36. Why did the fish blush?

    Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

37. Why do basketball players make terrible swimmers?

    Because they’re always traveling!

38. What’s a swimmer’s favorite winter activity?

    Ice swimming!

39. What did the fish say to the basketball players?

    Stop dribbling, I’m trying to swim here!

40. Why did the swim coach bring a lunchbox to practice?

    To pack a good chuckle for the swimmers!

41. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh!

42. Why did the swimmer bring a ladder to the pool?

    To climb up to the top of the seed times!

43. Why did the fish go to school?

    To improve its scale!

44. What kind of stroke can you use to paint a wall?

    Brushstroke!

45. Why do fish never get tired?

    Because they have fin-tastic stamina!

46. Why did the swimmer wear a wet suit?

    Because it was the only way to stay dry!

47. What do you call a fish that wears a crown?

    The king of the sea!

48. Why did the fish blush at the glass of water?

    It saw the ice cubes undressing!

49. How do fish keep up with the news?

    They read the fish-tory!

50. What do you call a fish with a tie?

    Sophis-fish-ticated!

51. Why do fish never tell secrets?

    Because they’re afraid they’ll get caught in the net!

52. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of road trip?

    A fin-tastic journey!

53. Why did the swim team bring a cinderella to practice?

    To teach them how to have a ball in the water!

54. How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

    An arm and a leg!

55. What kind of candy do swimmers eat at the pool?

    Lifesavers!

56. How do killer whales make decisions?

    They flip a fin!

57. Why did the swimmer bring a glass of water to the race?

    To stay hydrated during the freestyle!

58. What did the fish say to the chicken at the pool?

    Quit being a cluck-up and dive in!

59. Why did the swim coach bring a ladder to the deep end?

    To reach new depths in training!

60. How do fish stay fit?

    They follow a stream of exercise!

61. What’s a swimmer’s favorite type of music?

    Splash hits!

62. Why did the fish cross the road?

    To get to the other tide!

63. What did the swimmer say to the glass of water?

    You’re my drink of choice!

64. Why did the swim team bring a basketball to practice?

    To make a splash in the tournament!

65. What’s a fish’s favorite kind of stroke?

    The back-fin stroke!

66. Why did the competitive swimmer become a gardener?

    Because he had great seed times!

67. How do fish stay cool during the summer?

    They swim in schools!

68. What’s a swimmer’s favorite candy?

    Goggle-drops!

69. Why did the fish become a comedian?

    Because it had a great collection of jokes!

70. What do you call a fish with a degree?

    A graduate fish!

71. Why do fish never play hide and seek?

    Because good swimmers are always visible!

72. How do fish end arguments?

    They scale back!

73. Why did the swim coach bring a ladder to the pool party?

    To take the fun to the next level!

74. What did the fish say to the competitive swimmer?

    You really know how to make a splash!

75. Why did the fish bring a pencil to the ocean?

    To draw some deep-sea doodles!

76. What kind of fish likes to party?

 A dance-salmon!

77. Why do fish never tell secrets?

    Because they always come out in the net!

78. What did the swimmer say to the glass of water?

    You’re transparently refreshing!

79. Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?

    It was afraid of the net!

80. How do fish celebrate birthdays?

    With a splashy party!

81. What did the swim coach say to the slow swimmer?

    You’re just going with the flow!

82. Why did the fish go to school?

    To improve its scales!

83. What kind of candy do swimmers eat at the pool?

    Lifesavers!

84. Why did the swim team bring a ladder to the pool party?

    To take the fun to new heights!

85. What’s a swimmer’s favorite kind of candy?

    Pool-lypops!

86. How do fish stay organized?

    They use scales!

87. What did the ocean say to the swimming pool?

    Nothing, it just waved!

88. What did the swim coach say to the slow swimmer?

     You’re just going with the flow!

89. How do fish stay in shape?

    They use drills!

90. Why did the competitive swimmer bring a glass of water to the race?

    To stay hydrated during the freestyle!

91. What kind of stroke is the most popular among pirates?

    The butterfly stroke!

92. Why did the swim team bring popsicle sticks to practice?

    To stir up some great times!

93. What did the swimmer say to the water on a hot day?

    Keep it cool!

94. Why do fish never get invited to road trips?

    They always bring a scale map!

95. Why do competitive swimmers make great gardeners?

    Because they have outstanding seed times!

96. Why did the glass of water join the swim team?

    It wanted to make a splash!

97. How do fish stay fit?

    They follow a stream of exercise!

98. What’s a swimmer’s favorite type of music?

    Splash hits!

99. Why did the swim coach bring a door to practice?

    To teach the swimmers how to do a proper entrance!

100. Why do fish never play basketball?

     Because they’re afraid of the net!

101. What kind of fish can perform tricks?

     A clownfish!

102. How do you make a small donation to the swimming pool?

     Just throw in your two cents!

103. Why did the fish blush?

     Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

104. Why was the fish bad at water polo?

     It got caught in the net!

105. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of knock-knock joke?

     Fish who? Fish and chips for lunch!

106. Why did the swim team bring a basketball to the pool?

     To make a splash in the tournament!

107. What kind of dive do chickens do?

     A cluck dive!

108. What’s a fish’s favorite summer vacation destination?

     Finland!

109. Why did the swim coach become a stand-up comedian?

     Because he had a good stroke of humor!

110. What did the ocean say to the swimmer?

     Nothing, it just waved!

111. Why did the fish blush?

     Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

112. Why do basketball players make terrible swimmers?

     Because they’re always traveling!

113. What’s a swimmer’s favorite winter activity?

     Ice swimming!

114. What did the fish say to the basketball players?

     Stop dribbling, I’m trying to swim here!

115. Why did the swim coach bring a lunchbox to practice?

     To pack a good chuckle for the swimmers!

116. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

     Fsh!

117. Why did the swimmer bring a ladder to the pool?

     To climb up to the top of the seed times!

118. Why did the fish go to school?

     To improve its scale!

119. What kind of stroke can you use to paint a wall?

     Brushstroke!

120. Why do fish never get tired?

     Because they have fin-tastic stamina!

121. Why did the divers wear wet suits?

     Because it was the only way to stay dry!

122. What do you call a fish that wears a crown?

     The king of the sea!

123. Why did the fish blush at the glass of water?

     It saw the ice cubes undressing!

124. How do fish keep up with the news?

     They read the fish-tory!

125. What do you call a fish with a tie?

     Sophis-fish-ticated!

126. Why do fish never tell secrets?

     Because they’re afraid they’ll get caught in the net!

127. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of road trip?

     A fin-tastic journey!

128. Why did the fish bring a suitcase to the swimming pool?

     Because it wanted to have a whale of a time!

129. What kind of candy do swimmers eat at the pool?

     Lifesavers!

130. How do fish make decisions?

     They flip a fin!

131. Why did the swimmer bring a glass of water to the race?

     To stay hydrated during the freestyle!

132. What did the fish say to the chicken at the pool?

     Quit being a cluck-up and dive in!

133. Why did the swim coach bring a ladder to the deep end?

     To reach new depths in training!

134. How do fish stay fit?

     They follow a stream of exercise!

135. What’s a swimmer’s favorite type of music?

     Splash hits!

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